Trampoline Jokes
Q: What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A: A wooly jumper.
I opened up a business selling trampolines to Eastern Europeans, but it's not going well... the Czechs keep bouncing.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!
My scouse mate found a trampoline on the internet for his kids. I asked him which website he used, he said, "Google Earth".
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a trampoline and have you ever seen a sad person on a trampoline?
The trampoline sellers' relationship had its ups and downs.
What an insurance claim "My trampoline broke because a beaver ate a tree and it fell onto it"
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A. Spring time
Author: Bob Bounce
A: A wooly jumper.
I opened up a business selling trampolines to Eastern Europeans, but it's not going well... the Czechs keep bouncing.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!
My scouse mate found a trampoline on the internet for his kids. I asked him which website he used, he said, "Google Earth".
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a trampoline and have you ever seen a sad person on a trampoline?
The trampoline sellers' relationship had its ups and downs.
What an insurance claim "My trampoline broke because a beaver ate a tree and it fell onto it"
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A. Spring time
Author: Bob Bounce
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